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The Big Book of Irish
Billy and Pa’ were walking in
the woods when they came across a sign saying, “Tree Fellers
Billy said, “Ye know Pa’,
it’s a shame Paddy isn’t here. We could have gotten the job”.
A man is driving along in the
Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he’s in need of
petrol, the man decides to stop.
He says to the attendant at the station, “Fill it up, will you?”.
The man says “Sorry – we’re right out of petrol.”
So the man considers, and says “Well, I’m a bit low on oil, would you
mind topping that up?”
And the attendant responds “Sorry, but no oil either.”
The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he
gets the by-now predictable response that he can’t do that.
The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant, “Just
what kind of petrol station is this ?”
The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man
“To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front.”
The man then says “Well, in that case, you can blow up the tires!”
This 26 page ebook contains 75 of the best Irish jokes you’ll find
anywhere. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll blow Guinness out your nose.
FREE Bonus #2″The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time”
with input from comics and
writers including David Brenner, Jim Brogan, Dick Cavett,
Larry David, Al Franken, Larry Gelbart, Jon Groff,
Richard Jeni, Jonathan Katz, Chris Kelly, Billy
Kimball, Robert Klein, Richard Lewis, Jackie Martling,
William Novak, and Gene Perret.
FREE Bonus #3″The Ultimate ‘Yo Mama’ Collection”
Over 500 Yo
Mamma jokes are crammed into this 21 page ebook…Yo mama’s so dumb, she told me to meet her at the
corner of Walk and Don’t Walk.Yo mama’s so fat, her driver’s license says
“Picture continued on other side.” Yo mama’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has
Don King in a headlock.Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was
no history class.
You get the idea 🙂
FREE Bonus #4″The Blonde Q & A Joke Collection”
Almost 200 Q & A jokes
directed at one of the few minorities left we can make fun of without getting
sued, arrested or beheaded… blondes.
Yes we love ’em, but we love making fun of ’em
too.Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out on the screen.Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM,
SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.Q: What’s black and crispy and hangs from the ceiling?A: A blond electrician
“The Online Joke Book
Collection: A Collection Of On-Line Jokes And Stories Collected From Friends
And Unknown Web Travelers” by
This collection includes
Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 of the Online Joke Book. That’s over 250 pages of
jokes and miscellaneous humor. If you can’t find
something funny in here, then you’d better check you have a pulse.
“Get Paid to Make
(without being a comedian or a clown)…
by John Cantu
Humor coach and former owner of the legendary
San Francisco comedy club, the Holy City Zoo, John Cantu was
interviewed to uncover the never-before-revealed — and fail-safe —
approaches he has used with his clients over the past 30 years.
is packed with practical, easy-to-implement, and often surprising
information. For example, it makes absolutely no difference how young, old,
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Cantu says: “If you are
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Best of all, Cantu shows you
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It is filled with ingenious, easy to use, no-fail ideas, techniques and
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Comedy Writers and Comedians Use to Create Humor”
Every profession has its own
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techniques that professional “funny folk” use to make you laugh out
“Smiling For Dollars:
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There are over two dozen ways
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This concise report gives you that extra edge you’ve been looking for to make
“The Fun Factor: 10
Ways You Can Be Happier… Right Now!”
by Clifford Kuhn
From the Introduction by
comedy legend Jerry Lewis…
“You’re in for an
unusual treat, a treat that is only exceeded by the treat I’m getting writing
the foreword to this wonderful book by my friend, Cliff Kuhn. When I received
the manuscript I couldn’t wait to read it, and read it I did, twice. And I’m
proud to be a small part of what I believe is one of the best “how to” books
I have ever read. The “how to” aspect comes from one of the most prolific men
of medicine I have ever known. As well as being an expert about laughter and
the healing power it can bring, Cliff Kuhn brings us into the broader world
of humor that has been either verboten or laid back
so far that no one has recognized it. It needed someone like Cliff to breathe
some air into it for all to see and understand.” – Jerry Lewis
The Joke Master Series was
specifically designed by professional comedian and author Steve Roye to show both the average person and professionals
alike how to improve their joke telling abilities to the maximum extent
“The Joke Master
Series Volume 1:
Joke Selection Secrets”
In this guide you will
discover the secrets for:
The chances are great that you
could be missing the funniest jokes to tell without the joke selection
secrets provided in this guide!
“The Joke Master
Series Volume 2:
Delivery & Timing Secrets”
Have you ever told a joke and
had the people just stare at you? Would you like to increase the
laughter response you get when you do tell a joke?
Delivery & Timing Secrets
gives you all the secrets you need to tell and deliver jokes for maximum
laughter impact! Such as…
“The Joke Master
Series Volume 3:
Top 10 Joke Telling Mistakes”
You have one shot to tell a
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If you can simply avoid some of the most common mistakes when you tell a
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Top 10 Joke Telling Mistakes details the most critical joke telling mistakes
that people usually make when they tell a joke and it flops.
Your jokes won’t flop if you know the mistakes to avoid!
Secrets For Speakers Series
The Comedy Secrets For
Speakers Series by Steve Roye is specifically
designed for speaking professionals and presenters. This series capitalizes
on the foundational work in the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide as it
applies to speaking publicly and adding comedy, humor
and jokes to speeches and presentations..
“Comedy Secrets For Speakers
7 Essential Comedy Secrets”
If you are a speaker or
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You don’t have to become a professional comedian in order to knock out your
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You don’t have to become a great joke writer either.
This guide gives you the 7 essential secrets you must know now in order to be
able to deliver a memorable and funny speech or presentation!
“Comedy Secrets For
Speakers Volume 2:
Adding Comedy To Speeches”
You can easily add original
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using the methods described in Adding Comedy To Speeches guide.
And…it’s not hard at all, especially if you use some of the other guides in
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This guide works in tandem with the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide to
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“Comedy Secrets For
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Delivery & Presentation Secrets”
The Delivery &
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chock full of methods and techniques that will show you:
There is one secret in this
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“Comedy Secrets For
Speakers Volume 4:
Transition Line Secrets”
I love this little gem…
If you have ever wanted to tell a street joke during a speech or presentation
but didn’t know how, you have got to get your hands on Transition Line
This guide will show you step-by-step how to use transition lines to set
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Used in conjunction with Anytime Anywhere Jokes and the Street Jokes Secrets
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Are you funny enough to be a
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If you are a funny person in everyday life and want to try your hand at
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can keep you from realizing your full comedy potential!
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